So, the Xbox One has been released and everything's going peachy (Apart from all the chewed up discs, but that's for another day.) but the console does not function.
No, it does not function. Straight out of the box, it does not function.
Once you connect to the internet and apply a patch, you can play. If you do not have an internet connection....
There it is. This is what you've spent £429 on. A big, colonial, brick. It may have fancy logos but that's what you've purchased. A brick.
The Xbox One cannot play games unless you apply the hotfix via USB or internet connection.
No other product in the history of time has done that.
No iPad, No iPod, No Laptop, No TV, No Nintendo product, No Sony product.
Nothing. Ever. At all.
And I don't care about the people who'll go "Oh, just update it at a friend's house." or "Well this is the 21st century, you should have a reliable internet connection despite statistics showing that it's hard to maintain one." because that just isn't the point, is it? The console does not work as a standalone product.
Bottom. Line.
That is a 100% indisputable failure rate.
Forget the marginal 0.4% of PS4's that don't work. I mean, who cares about 1/1000?
Not a single Xbox One works. Not a single Xbox One has been sold legitimately without fields of lies and marketing. Not a single Xbox One will be bought by people who are sane and rational humans.
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